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2008-06-01T22:42:00.000-07:00

Has Mary-Kate Officially Turned Into Golum?

Maxim Magazine seems to think so, leaving Mary-Kate Olsen off their annual 'Hot 100 List' while putting her sister Ashley at number 47 according to the New York Post's Page Six (looking like a bum that rolled out of the gutter in South Bronx will do that).

Now I wouldn't put Ashley in my top 500 but she is definitely the hotter of the two sisters making these twins look less identical and more like the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito kind of twins.

Pictures by ST and Ronald Asadorian

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2008-05-30T22:14:00.000-07:00

Amy Winehouse: Then And Now

On the left is Amy Winehouse photographed at the MAC A.I.D.S. fund raising event in 2004 and on the right, Amy outside a recording studio in Henley, England, wearing what looks like her underwear and having a conversation with a jar of mayonnaise or a cell phone on May 6th, 2008.

She's become a living and breathing (though not for much longer) don't do drugs public service announcement.

Pictures by National News and Matt Keeble

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2008-05-28T05:55:00.000-07:00

Pap Snaps!

Here's more of bikini clad puck slut Elisha Cuthbert and her new hockey player boyfriend Dion Phaneuf on the beach in Hawaii.

Check out what else is going on in paparazzi world:

Natalie Portman's Boyfriend = Dickhead - Flynet Online

Kelly Osbourne Ties One On - INF Daily

Rose McGowan Keepin' It On The DL? - Bauer-Griffin Online

Kate Hudson Better Off With The Suicidal One - Pacific Coast News Online

Check out 40+ more pictures of Elisha Cuthbert wearing a bikini in Hawaii in the gallery!

Pictures by Starsurf

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2008-05-27T02:04:00.000-07:00

BREAKING NEWS: Amy Winehouse Arrested On Drug Charges

Reports are surfacing from the UK media that Amy Winehouse has been arrested on drug charges and is being held in a London Police Station. Amy, who has publicly battled with her addiction, recently spent a night in a cell at Holborn Police Station after an incident involving an assault.

Amy turned herself in by appointment (how civilized) to a London police station. The arrest is in connection to a video, that was published by The Sun on January 22nd, that allegedly shows the singer smoking crack cocaine.

More to follow...

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2008-05-25T05:03:00.000-07:00

EXCLUSIVE: Nicole Richie Spoils Bouncing Baby Harlow

A skinny and very covered up Nicole Richie joined her beau Joel Madden yesterday to help him buy what appeared to be every toy in a local children's store. The happy couple can be seen carrying a big colorful box and giant bags filled with presents for their bouncing joy, Harlow. Sightings of the couple are rare these days, but these exclusive pictures show the duo are loving their newly found family life, and Joel even had a smile for the paps!

Pictures by Splash News / Phamous Fotos

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2008-05-23T01:50:00.000-07:00

This Is The World's Smartest Goldfish

This is Comet, the world's smartest goldfish trained by Dr. Dean Pomerleau. He can dunk a basketball, play football, swim through narrow tubes, and even limbo. This fish is so talented that Matt Millen and the Detroit Lions are contemplating taking him in next year's NFL Draft.

Now if he can learn to play hockey, he might have a chance at Elisha Cuthbert.

Video and pictures by Solent News
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2008-05-21T21:49:00.000-07:00

Copycat Paris Hilton Wants Benji's Children

I guess what ever Nicole Richie can do, Socialite Paris can do better. Not happy with just dating Nicole's boyfriends brother, Miss Hilton has now reportedly already admitted she is planning children with new love Benji Madden. Copycat or what!!

Despite only dating the Good Charlotte for a few months, Paris admits they are planning to cement their love and shockingly she could be planning to surprise her fans with baby news much sooner than any would expect. Paris also admits that watching best friend Nicole Richie give birth to Joel Madden's baby has played a key part in her thoughts.

"I'd love to have children by next year. Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two-years-old, I was just telling her, 'I want a baby so that our babies can play together. I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother, I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give to my children."

Benji, who knew Paris for six years before they started dated, recently said nothing would make him happier than spending the rest of his life with Paris.
"I've always known Paris was, like, wife material or serious-girlfriend material."

Click Continue Reading To See All 8 Pictures Of Benji Madden & Paris Hilton

Pictures By Luis Santana / Russ Einhorn / Broadimage / London Entertainment / Tonya Wise / Turner / Octavio Vera Jr

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2008-05-19T06:49:00.000-07:00

Sienna Miller Smacks Pap With Handbag At Los Angeles Airport

Splash spied Sienna Miller yesterday afternoon as she arrived into Los Angeles LAX airport. The known pap hater was smiling as she waved goodbye to a pal, but looked over dressed in an array of layers, including a woollen dress, tights, Ugg boots and a beanie. So was it the heat that then led the starlet to boil over?

As the actress rushed to catch her flight, running with an airport staff member, one pap appeared to get too close, resulting in Sienna taking a swing at the photographer, with her pink handbag. Her vexed appearance was simmered by her airport greeter, but if she hadn't had to catch a flight, I think Miss Miller would have happily gone back for another round!!

Click Continue Reading To See All 13 Pictures Of Sienna Miller & Her Airport Attack

Pictures by Splash News / Dean Chapple

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2008-05-18T02:05:00.000-07:00

WTF? Dina Lohan Wins 'Outstanding Mother Of Year'

Man, who was running this show? How the hell can Dina Lohan be honored by Long Island's Mingling Moms as Outstanding Mother of Year, when her daughter found her wayward freckled butt in rehab after being arrested for driving under the influence?

Mama Lohan's acceptance speech didn't exactly wow the crowd of fellow Moms either, it was brief, and she had to explained to the audience she was suffering from laryngitis. Been too busy shouting at Lins' Dina?

Think Lindsay has grown up okay? Think she's grown up on the wild side? Click through our Lindsay Lohan Gallery and make your own decision.

Click Continue Reading To See Our Gallery Of Lindsay Lohan - 52 Pictures

Picture by: Lisa Wagner / Richie Buxo / Jason Winslow / A Macpherson / Jim Stark / Jackson Lee / Brain Prahl / Ahmad Elatab / Brett Kaffee / Fernado Allende / Pete Whittle / Cliff Sobel / London Entertainment / Gossip Society / Janet Mayer / Dean Chapple / DC / Hooked On Hollywood / Ciao Hollywood / Octavio Vera Jr

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2008-05-15T22:02:00.000-07:00

David Beckham High Fives In Another Wad Of Cash

While online communities revel in their profits, it looks like the pen market are bricking themselves, so much so, makers Sharpie are willing to blow their advertisement budget on the whimsical hope that David Beckham's face alone can have people swapping email for paper, faster than Posh can pull a pout.

Splash spied the L.A Galaxy star on location in Los Angeles this week. In a blue shirt and a grey waistcoat combo, the hunky player looked to be enjoying the company of kids on his latest ad campaign. The TV spot, set to air in early July, shows suave Beckham using a Sharpie to autograph a variety of unusual items for fans (I'm sure it won't include half of the things he has actually been asked to sign).

Pictures by Splash News

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2008-05-14T01:44:00.000-07:00

Amy Winehouse Causes Blindness, Brings The Links

Just when you think you've seen the unsexiest pictures possible of Amy Winehouse, new ones come in. Today she stepped out of a recording studio in Henley (wonder if she reads the Henley Standard) to pay for her pizza delivery wearing what looks like underwear. It might be a bathing suit but either way, it is totally inappropriate. I've seen people charged as sex offenders for less.

Somebody should check to see if the pizza delivery guy hasn't committed suicide.

Anyway, on to the links:

John Mayer Makes It Way To Easy - A Socialite's Life

More Time With The Kids - Celeb Slam

Pete and His Top Twenty Hot Fiancee Ashlee Enjoy Paris - Pop Sugar

Britney Spears' Visitation Rights Expanded - Celebitchy

Warning: Do Not Leave Your Fur Coat In The Same Room As Lindsay Lohan - Defamer

Jennifer Aniston Soaks Up The Sun With Friends In Miami - The Bosh

Tom Cruise Celebrates Himself - In Case You Didn't Know

Star Sighting - Pink Is The New Blog

Iron Man Killed This Weekend - I Don't Like You In That Way

Hilary Duff And Her Very Questionable Cleavage - Hollywood Tuna

Tom Cruise Launches Tom Cruise.com: The Internet Just Got A Whole Lot More - Impossibler - The Superficial

John Mayer Hits The MET, Talks Jennifer Aniston - Gossip Girls

If The Shirt Fits... - Dlisted

Pictures by Matt Keeble

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2008-05-12T23:50:00.000-07:00

The Secret To Getting In Elisha's Pants? Play Hockey

Elisha Cuthbert, who just broke up with New York Ranger Sean Avery, is in Hawaii with her newest fling and guess what! He's another hockey player! This time the lucky guy is Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf.

So if you're playing at home, go to a second-hand sport's store and buy some used hockey gear. Put it on and run around the block a few times so it smells like your sweaty ass and knock a few of your teeth out. Have a friend do it if your squeamish.

Then, after you've watched 'Youngblood' and 'Slap Shot' a few hundred times, hang outside Koi with your hockey gear in a rented Cadillac CTS (remember your pretending to be a hockey player not a basketball player so no Mercedes S-Class) and run your game on Ms. Cuthbert when she walks out.

If it works, you owe me a beer. If you end up in jail on stalking charges, this is satire.

Pictures by Starsurf

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2008-05-11T02:51:00.000-07:00

Update: She's Headed Home

Update: 1:11PM: Not much has changed in the Britney Spears custody case but she is getting more visitation time with her kids. Mark Vincent Kaplan, lawyer for K-Fed, wouldn't give up an details except that as long as things keeps improving she will gain more access to her children.

Britney's hair look excellent today. Did someone finally talk her out of wearing those terrible extensions?

Update 12:27PM: Britney and Kevin have both left the court and a decision has been made. We are just waiting for the press conference to start.

Update 11:00AM: Court has broken for recess but not sure yet if they've broken for lunch of if they'll be back in court room in 15 minutes.

Update 9:43AM: Britney and Kevin are in the court room and they've kicked all the media out.

Britney Spears has arrived for her court hearing this morning. She is wearing a polka dot dress and has her father Jamie, her mom Lynne, and laywer Blair Berk by her side.

Kevin Federline has also arrived at the downtown court house so we are just waiting for the proceedings to being which depending on the case load this morning could start at 9:30AM.

Picture by London Entertainment

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2008-05-09T00:10:00.000-07:00

John Mayer Is A Douchebag...I Mean A Badass

While vacationing in Miami, things reportedly got hot and heavy between John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston but according to today's Page Six, Mayer may have already moved on to a new conquest.

Jennifer Aniston has Sheryl Crow to thank - or not - for her hookup with John Mayer
last week. A spy in Miami said, "Sheryl insisted they meet and, well,
the rest is history." But maybe Aniston shouldn't send Crow flowers
after all. A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at
1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer "was all over some blond girl." Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so "we can dance with our girls."

R. Kelly songs? Mayer either has an insane sense of humor to request songs to dance with his 'girls' to by a guy on trial for allegedly having sex with a minor, video taping it, and using her as a toilet or he is into some kinky stuff.

Maybe that's how he scores all these chicks.

Pictures by Richie Buxo

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2008-05-07T16:00:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan Has Sticky Fingers

After partying at New York City hot spot "1Oak" in the Meat Packing District, Lindsay Lohan left the club wearing someone else's fur coat. The coat, which cost ,000, belonged to Columbia University student Masha Markova and was a gift from her grandmother according to the New York Post.

The club was closed for a friend of jet-setting playboy Stavros Niarchos, Markova said.
She added that at one point, she was seated next to Lohan, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets.
It was gone when she prepared to leave 1Oak after an hour, Markova said.
Two weeks later, Markova flipped through the Feb. 11 edition of OK!
Magazine and couldn't believe her eyes - Lohan was photographed the
night of Jan. 26 wearing the very same fur coat.

The fur has since been returned to Markoza but what the hell is a university student doing with a ,000 coat? I went to college (I even graduated!) and everything that I owned either got smashed, sprayed with beer, used to drink beer out of, pissed in or on, or lost.*

*Sold to the 'Super Pawn' on Speedway Blvd and N. Sycamore Blvd in Tucson, AZ to buy more alcohol.

Pictures by Jackson Lee

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